Boycott Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest!!!

Every Fourth of July, I cheer wildly for USA's Joey Chestnut to beat the piss out of Takeru Kobayashi in the Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest.

NO MORE!  

Eating a hot dog with no condiments should be a crime.  Write your legislators!  Even the Nathan's logo has an inspiring strip of mustard!

Note:  OK, OK, so I'm still watching...and cheering for Joey to reenact WWII (Kobayashi has retired!)...but under protest.  Plus, I respect the event's vuvuzela ban.

Image: Nathan's, Day Shot, Coney Island, by Tony the Misfit