World's Largest Ketchup Bottle

Forget the recent news about the world's most expensive hot haute dog.  (Who puts "heirloom tomato ketchup" on a f*cking hot dog anyway?!)

We're more enthralled by the World's Largest Bottle of Catsup, located in Collinsville, Illinois.  Built in 1949 by the bottlers of Brooks Rich & Tangy Ketchup, this bad boy could potentially hold 70,000 gallons of the red stuff.

When the apocalypse commences and the global condiment shortages begin, I think you know where I'm heading.

Via Time.com 

Image: World's Largest Catsup Bottle - Close-up, by Lance and Erin